The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,
subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are some recent winners.

Reintarnation:
Coming back to life as a hick.

Foreploy:
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Giraffiti:
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm:
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get
it.

Inoculatte:
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Osteopornosis:
A degenerate disease.

Karmageddon:
It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes,
right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Intaxication:
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was
your money to start with.

The pick of the literature:

Ignoranus:
A person who's both stupid and an asshole.