A blonde was feeling so depressed that she decided
to end her life by throwing herself into Puget Sound.
She went down to the docks and was about to leap into
the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her
teetering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took
pity on her and said, "Listen, you've got a lot to
live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning and if you
like, I can stow you away on my ship. I will take good
care of you and bring you food every day".
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder
and added, "and I'll keep you happy, and you can keep
me happy."
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to
lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and
hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he
brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit and
they would make mad, passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she
was discovered by the Captain. "What are you doing
here?" the Captain asked. "I have an arrangement with
one of the sailors," she explained. "I get free food
and a trip to Europe and he's screwing me."
"He sure is, lady," the Captain said. "This is the
Bremerton Ferry.


Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out
for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day,
and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre,
kiss me!"

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pi