Latest Pick-up Lines for Guys who don't know better!
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I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day
long.

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you
out of these wet clothes.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you
checking out my package.

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm
the only one talking to
you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big
Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you
seen one?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman
on earth tonight.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the
hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so
I could ride you all day
long for a quarter.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name
tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

Are those real?

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a
stiffy.

You can feel the magic between us... No, lower!

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and
even farther for that
thing you do with your tongue.

Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails
and screw ya.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could
be you by morning.

(Look down at the crotch)...It's not just going to
suck itself.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on
my bedroom floor.

My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be
screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I
walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for
me.

My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and
talk to you.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime
you want to.

I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN, how much
have you been drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on
earth, I bet we could
do it in public.

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? What,
you don't like pizza?

I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right.

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't
go home without me.

Do you sleep on your stomach at night? Can I???

Do you wash your pants in Windex? ...because I can
see myself in them.

If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it
against me?

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think
he went into this cheap
motel room.