Tight Skirt

In a busy city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was
waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather miniskirt
with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and

it was her turn to get on the bus, she became aware that her skirt was
too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the buses first
step. So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
driver,
she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that
this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to
make the step onto the bus, only to discover she still could not make
the step. A little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her

and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she
attempted the step - and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not

raise her leg because of the tight skirt. With a coy little smile to
the driver, she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little
more
slack and again was unable to make the step. About this time the big
Texan who was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the
waist
and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she went
ballistic
and turned on the would be hero, screeching at him, "How dare you touch

my body!! I don't even know who you are!!" At this the Texan
drawled,
" Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped
my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends."
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