One day Jane met Tarzan in the
jungle. She was very attracted to him and
during her questions about his
life she asked him
how he managed for sex.

"What's that" he asked. She
explained to him what
sex was and he said "Oh,
Tarzan use a hole in the trunk
of tree"!

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you
have it all wrong
but I will show you how
to do it properly". She took off
her clothes, laid
down on the ground and
spread her legs wide. "Here," she said,
"You must put it
in here".

Tarzan removed his loincloth,
stepped closer and
then gave her an almighty
kick in the crotch.

Jane rolled around in agony.
Eventually she
managed to gasp, "What the hell
did you do that for?"

"Tarzan check for bees first!"