There is this Swedish lady in the hospital struggling to give birth. The baby is finally born!

The doctor says, "There is something wrong with your baby."

She says, "What?"

He says, "Your white, this kid is black."

She says, "Oh, I was in porno movie, I make love with African-American man in
porno movie."

Then the doctor says, "Ok, and his hair is blonde."

She says, "Oh, I was in porno movie, I make love with Swedish man in porno movie."

Then he says, "His eyes are all squenched up too!"

She says, "Oh, I was in porno movie, I make love with Chinese man in porno movie."

So the doctor says ok, and goes to grab the baby so she can hold it.

The doctor spanks the baby and it starts crying.

She says, "Oh, thank god!"

He says, "What?"

She says, "Oh, I thought it was going to bark!"