Q. Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire
estate in trust for his beloved widow?
A. She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

Q. How do you know when you are staying in a redneck hotel?
A. When you call the front desk and say, " I've gotta leak in my sink"
and the person at the front desk says, " go ahead."

Q.Did you hear they have to raise the minimum drinking age in Alabama to
32?
A. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

Q. Where was the tooth brush invented?
A. Mississippi - any where else it would have been called a teethbrush.

Q. What does a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane
in Florida have in common?
A. Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.