Sex For Dummies Exam
Directions: Please complete the following problems. You may use a scratch piece of paper for your calculations which must be turned in with your exam. SHOW ALL WORK! Use only a #2 pencil. You have 20 minutes to complete the exam.
1.) A menstrual cycle has three wheels. [True] or [False]
2.) Asphalt describes rectal problems. [True] or [False]
3.) Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. [True] or [False]
4.) Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. [True] or [False]
5.) The clitoris is a type of flower. [True] or [False]
6.) A G-string is part of a fiddle. [True] or [False]
7.) Semen is a term for sailors. [True] or [False]
8.) Anus is a Latin term for yearly. [True] or [False]
9.) Testicles are found on an Octopus. [True] or [False]
10.) A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. [True] or [False]
11.) KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. [True] or [False]
12.) Masturbate is used to catch large fish. [True] or [False]
13.) Coitus is a musical instrument. [True] or [False]
14.) Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. [True] or [False]
15.) An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. [True] or [False]
16.) A condom is a large apartment complex. [True] or [False]
17.) An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. [True] or [False]
18.) A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. [True] or [False]
19.) A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. [True] or [False]
20.) An erection is when Japanese people vote. [True] or [False]
21.) A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. [True] or [False]
22.) Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. [True] or [False]
23.) Pornography is the business of making records. [True] or [False]
24.) Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. [True] or [False]
25.) Douche is the French word for "twelve." [True] or [False]