A teacher noticed that a little boy
at the back of the class was
squirming
around, scratching his crotch and not
paying attention. She went back
to
find out what was going on.
He was quite embarrassed and
whispered that he had just recently been
circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go to the
principal's office, he was to phone
his mother, and ask her what he
should do about it.

He did it and returned to the
classroom, where he sat down in his
seat.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at
the back of the room. She went
back
to
investigate only to find him sitting
at his desk with his penis
hanging
out.

"I thought I told you to call your
mom." she screamed. "I did," he
said,
"And she told me that if I could
stick it out till noon, she'd come
and
pick me up from school..."