Two nuns were in back of the convent smoking
cigarettes, when one said "It's bad enough that we
have to sneak out here to smoke, but it really is a
problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so that
Mother Superior doesn't find them." The second nun
said, "I've found a marvelous invention called the
condom, which works really well for this problem. You
just open the packet up, take out the condom, and put
the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it
all later!" The first nun was quite impressed and
asked where she could find them. "You get them at the
drug store, sister, just go and ask the pharmacist for
them." The next day the good sister went to the drug
store and walked up to the counter. "Good morning,
sister," said the pharmacist. "What can I do for you
today?" "I'd like some condoms please" said the nun.
The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but
recovered soon enough and asked, "How many boxes would
you like-there are twelve to a box."
"I'll take six boxes that should last about a week"
said the nun.
The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by
this time, and was almost afraid to ask any more
questions, but his professionalism prevailed and he
asked in a clear voice, "Sister, what size condoms
would you like. We have large, extra large, and big
liar size." The sister thought for a minute, and
finally said: "I'm not certain, perhaps you could
recommend a good size for a Camel?