An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her
husband'
s sex drive. 'What about trying Viagra?' asks the doctor.

'Not a chance' says Mrs. Murphy he won't even take an aspirin
for a headache. 'No problem,' replies the doctor. 'Drop it into his
coffee,
he won't even taste it.' 'Try it and come back in a week to let me know
how
you got on.'

A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to
how things went. 'Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor.'
'What happened?' asks the doctor. Well, I did as you advised and slipped
it
in his coffee.' The effect was immediate.' 'He jumped straight up, swept
the
cutlery off
the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to
make passionate love to me on the tabletop.' 'It was terrible.'

'What was terrible?' said the doctor, 'was the sex not good?' "Oh no
doctor,
the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show
my
face in McDonald's again.