MONEY

It can buy a House
But not a Home

It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock
But not Time

It can buy a Book
But not Knowledge


It can buy you Medicine
But not Health

It can buy you Blood
But not Life

It can buy you Sex
But not Love

So you see money isn't everything.

I tell you all this because I am your
friend, and as your friend I want to take away your
pain and suffering...

so send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

A truer Friend than me you will never find.

CASH ONLY PLEASE.

. . . and you thought this was going to be one of
those sappy, sweet letters, didn't you?