Two little girls are sitting in the living room watching TV with their parents. The Mother looks over at the Father with a wink and a nod toward upstairs. The Mother turns back to the two girls and says, We're going upstairs for a minute. You two stay here and watch TV. We'll be right back, ok?" The two girls nod OK, and the parents take off upstairs. The oldest of the two girls is old enough to know what's going on now and she gets up and tiptoes upstairs. At the top of the stairs, she peeks into her Mom and Dad's bedroom and shakes her head. Back downstairs she says to her little Sister, "Come with me." So the two little girls tiptoe up the stairs. Halfway up, the older sister turns to her younger sister and says,

"Now I want you to keep in mind, this is the same woman who used to bust our asses for sucking our thumbs!"