In the back woods of West Virginia, the redneck's
wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and
the doctor was called to assist in the delivery.

Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed
the father-to be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold
this high so I can see what I'm doing."

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
Relieved that the ordeal was over, the redneck
started to set the lantern down.

"Whoa there," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush
to put the lantern down... I think there's yet another
one to come."

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby
girl. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting
down that lantern... It seems there's yet another one
in there!" cried the doctor.

The Redneck scratched his head in bewilderment,
and asked the doctor,"Do you reckon it's the light
that's attraction' 'em?"