A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house,
slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I
just won the damn lottery!"

The husband says, "Ohmigosh! No kidding?! What should I pack, beach stuff
or mountain stuff?"

The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter ... just get the hell out!"