Just in time for the Holidays!
Introducing WHITE TRASH BARBIE:
She's larger and meaner than them other prissy, stuck-up,
think-ther-better'n-you Barbies! Now every girl can live
the fantasy of ignorance and poverty with her special trailer-park
friend.
Every WHITE TRASH BARBIE comes complete with:
* Two packs of Marlboro Lights for Barbie's smoking pleasure!
* A six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer (it's on sale!) to
refresh Barbie during her busy day of bitching and watching TV.
* Stylish, every occasion Spandex pants*, halter top and
sandals.
(*Hot pants or blue jean cut-offs may be substituted on dolls
shipped to Alabama). Waffle House uniform sold separately.
* Barbie comes with platinum blonde hair and black roots
showing.
* Miracle-o'-procreation button! Press button on Barbie's back
and she's pregnant...again!
* Action bitch pull string! Barbie can say 11 phrases
including,
"I tol' jew #$%&@* kids to git the hell outa my yard!", "Git
me
anuther beer, baybee.", "Whur's my #$%&@* cigarettes?", and
more.
ALSO AVAILABLE:
1. Barbie double-wide dream trailer: Mobile home fun complete
with
stained carpet, broken steps, and TV set. Barbie's wormy pet
cat Rufus, also included. Trailer disassembles for use with the
Tornado Action Playset (Sold separately).
2. Barbie dream car: 1982 Camaro in mix-n'- match colors,
smokin'
chokin' exhaust and coat hanger radio antenna. Holds two
white Trash Barbies or fifteen MexMigrant Barbies (Sold
separately).
(*Smoke non-toxic, unless breathed.)
3. Abusive boyfriend Ken with Asskickn' leg action and BitchSlap
backhand. With cowboy boots and MD 20/20 bottle. Curses and
mumbles when string is pulled. African-American version
available (excl. Mississippi).
4. Married life Ken with Beer-bustin' expanding waist*. Molded
to recliner, with TV remote, beer, and chips. Says "Shut up,
woman," and "Git me a beer." (*Waist cannot be reduced once
expanded.)