Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live
forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we
would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not
live forever." -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like
that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." -- Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important
part of your life." -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
spokesperson for a federal antismoking campaign

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
rates in the country." -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from
them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and
the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." --
John Wayne

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-- Former US Vice-president Dan Quayle (Right on, Danny!!!)

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
-- Former US Vice-president Dan Quayle (You da man, Danny!)

"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way
or another." (3rd Favorite) --George Bush, US President

"I have opinions of my own -strong opinions- but I don't always
agree with them." --George Bush, US President

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we
need?" --Lee Iacocca

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy
like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback
and sports analyst

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
--Dan Quayle

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I
have is that I didn't study my Latin harder in school so I could
converse with those people." --Dan Quayle

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is
being very wasteful. How true that is." --Dan Quayle

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago..."
--Dan Quayle (He seems to outdo himself)

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department
of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night
as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the
night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a
record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman