Basic Bar Translations:

Basic Bar Translations:

1. "YOU GET THIS ONE, NEXT ROUND IS ON ME."
(I won't be here long enough to get another round.)

2. "I'LL GET THIS ONE, NEXT ONE IS ON
YOU."
(Happy hour is about to end...beers are Now
a dollar, But by the
next round they'll be $4.50 a pop.)

3. "HEY, WHERE IS THAT FRIEND OF YOURS?"
(I have no interest in talking to you except
as a way to get your
attractive friend into a compromising
position.)

4. "WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON TAP?"
(What's cheap?)

5. "I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF HOUSE
WHITE."(FEMALE)
(I'm easy.)

6. "I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF HOUSE WHITE
(MALE)
(I'm gay.)

7. "I'LL HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN." (FEMALE)
(I'm really easy.)

8. "I'LL HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN." (MALE)
(I'm really gay.)

9. "DO YOU HAVE ANY SAMBUCA?"
(I want to make my friend really sick so we
can all laugh at him in
the morning.)

10. "EVER TRY A BODY SHOT?" (MALE TO
FEMALE)
(I am even willing to drink tequila if it
means that I get to lick
you.)

11. "EVER TRY A BODY SHOT?" (FEMALE TO
MALE)
(If this is how wild I am in the bar, can
you imagine what I'll do
to you in bed?)

12. "I DON'T FEEL WELL, LET'S GO HOME."
(FEMALE)
(You're paying more attention to your
friends than to me.)

13. I DON'T FEEL WELL, LET'S GO HOME."
(MALE)
(I'm horny.)

14. "WHO'S GOT THE NEXT ROUND?"
(I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years,
but I am an expert at
diverting attention.)

15. "EXCUSE ME." (MALE TO MALE)
(Get the hell out of the way.)

16. "EXCUSE ME." (MALE TO FEMALE)
(I am going to grope you now and blame it on
the crowd.)

17. "EXCUSE ME." (FEMALE TO MALE)
(Don't even think about groping me, just get
the hell out of my
way.)

18. "EXCUSE ME." (FEMALE TO FEMALE)
(Move your fat ass. Who do you think you
are anyway? You're
certainly not all that, missy, coming in here
dressed like a ho...
And
get
your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you
like the slut you are,
bitch.)

19. "THAT PERSON LOOKS REALLY FAMILIAR."
(Did I sleep with him/her?)

20. "I DON'T HAVE MY ID ON ME." (FEMALE)
(I'm 16.)

21. "I DON'T HAVE MY ID ON ME." (MALE)
(I don't have a license since I got pulled
over
and blew a .4 after my last visit here.)

2. "LET'S GO OUT TO MY CAR AND GET SOME
CIGARETTES."
(MALE TO FEMALE)
(You would look great face down in my lap.)

23. "I'VE HAD LIKE 10 BEERS ALREADY."
(I've only had 3 but need an excuse to behave
this way.)

24. "YOU GO AHEAD, I'LL CATCH A CAB."
(I already lined up a ride home with your
'ex'.)

Basic Bar Translations:

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