Subject: Your gonna hate Fridays

This guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he
has his first meeting with a demon...
Demon: Why so glum, chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...You a
drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Demon: Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do
is
drink. Whiskey, tequilla, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and
Fresca...we
drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from
all over the world and smoke our lungs out! If you get cancer, no
biggie-you're already dead, remember?
Guy: Wow...that's....awesome!
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why, yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
Demon: Cause Wednesday, you can gamble all you want. Craps,
blackjack,roulette, poker, slots, whatever... If you go bankrupt...well
you're dead anyhow.
Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big
bowl of crack. Or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can
do all the drugs you want, and if ya overdose that's right - you're dead
-
who cares! O.D.!!
Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!
Demon: You gay?
Guy: No.
Demon: Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays.....