Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out
for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day,
and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre,
kiss me!"

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"
She smiles, and they start kissing.

When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me
lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay
and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you
doing?"
asks the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white
wine!"

They resume their passionate interlude, and things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our
hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in
her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks
and dives into the river. Standing waist deep in the water, Marie throws
her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE
HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

Our hero stands up defiantly and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot!
If go down, I go down in flames!"

Candy

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male
pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and
that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males
employed there. She then asked if there was something she could
help the gentleman with.
The man said "This is embarrassing for me, but I have a
permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and severe
embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3
ownership in the store and $5000 in cash.