Subject: Little Old Lady

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and they're always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they didn't smell and they're silent."

The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me. My farts are still silent, but they just stink TERRIBLY now."

"Good," says the doctor, "now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work
on your hearing."