Dirty Mind Test
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1.) What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the
     same as intercourse?

2.) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only
     two of?

3.) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six
     inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so
     much, they often blow it?

4.) What word starts with and f ends with uck?

5.) Name five words that are each four letters long, ends in
     "unt." One of which is a word for a woman?

6.) What does a dog do that you can step into?

7.) What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and
     if you can't get one you can use your hands?

8.) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can
     make a girl fat?

9.) What four letter word ends in i-t and is found on the
     bottom of birdcages?

10.) What is it that all men have one of, is longer on some
      men, the pope doesn't use his, and a man gives to his
      wife after they are married?


Answers:
1. talk
2. legs
3. a twenty dollar bill
4. firetruck
5. bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt
6. pants
7. fork
8. Almond Joy candy bar
9. grit
10. Last Name

How many did you get right?........you pervert!