It is a teacher’s last day, and all the students want to show their appreciation for her by giving her a present. The chocolatier’s son brings her a box of fine gourmet truffles, the florist’s daughter brings her a bouquet of flowers, and the liquor store owners son comes in with a heavy box.
The teacher notices it’s leaking on one side, and takes a drop of the liquid and tastes it. “Champagne?” The boy says no. “Brandy?” Again he says no. Finally, the teacher says. “I give up, what did you get me?” And the liquor store owner’s son says “A puppy!”