Eh, marginally funny.


Q: How many Gonzaga students does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: None - downtown Spokane looks better in the
dark.

Q: How many Walla Walla College students does
it take to change a =
light
bulb?
A: Two - one to hold the candle, and the other
to light the flint.

Q: How many Whitworth students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: Three- One to call Gonzaga to see how they did
it, one to screw it =
in,
and one to take the credit.

Q: How many Whitman College students does it
take to change a light =
bulb?
A: Two - one to change the bulb, and one to
throw the old bulb at =
the
Walla Walla College students.

Q: How many Evergreen State College students
does it take to change =
a
light bulb?
A: 1:But he gets six credits for it.

Q: How many Eastern Washington University
students does it take to =
change
a light bulb?
A: The whole student body, there's nothing
better to do on =
weekends..

Q: How many Central Washington University
students does it take to =
change
a
light bulb?
A: None - Ellensburg doesn't have electricity.

Q: How many Western Washington University
students does it take to =
change a
light bulb?
A: Seven- One to change it and six to throw a
party because he didn't
screw it in upside down this time.

Q: How many University of Washington students
does it take to change =
a
light bulb?
A: Five: One to change the lightbulb and four
to find the perfect J.Crew
outfit to wear for the occasion.

Q: How many Seattle Pacific University students
does it take to =
change a
light bulb?
A: Three - one to change the bulb, and two to
discuss how they did =
it as
well as a UW student.

Q: How many Seattle University students does it
take to change a =
light
bulb?
A: Four - one to change a bulb, and three to
write up a complaint to =
the
board of directors stating that they could have
gone to a better school =
if
they had wanted to.

Q: How many Pacific Lutheran University
students does it take to =
change a
light bulb?
A: Four - one to change the light bulb, and
three to figure out how =
it
will help them meet their future husband.

Q: How many University of Puget Sound students
does it take to =
change a
light bulb?
A: One to change the lightbulb, and four to
complain that, for the =
money
they're paying, someone damn well ought to change
lightbulb for them.

Q: How many Washington State University
students does it take to =
change a
light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes six years!!

Q: How many Pierce College students does it take to change a light
bulb?

A: Only one but, ya might get a ticket from campus security for
an
unauthorized bulb change!