A man walks into a cafe sits down at the counter. The waitress asks what
he'll have. He sees on the chalkboard that the special of the day is a
bowl of cold chili for 50 cents. He says he'll have the cold chili. The
waitress says,"I'm sorry the man sitting next to you got the last bowl."
The man says he'll just have a cup of coffee. A minute later the man looks
to the man sitting next to him who seems to have just finished a large
meal, but the bowl of cold chili is still there.
He says, "Are you going to eat that chili?" The man replies, "No, but if
you want it I'll sell it to you for a quarter". The first man pays the
quarter and starts eating the chili. About half way through he sees a dead
mouse in the bottom of the bowl and pukes what he has eaten back into the
bowl. The guy sitting next to him says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I
got too".