Blondes, having endured years of abuse, have finally responded.
Here's what they have to say about redheads and brunettes!


********* REDHEADS *********

How do you get a redhead to argue with you? Say something

How do you get a redhead's mood to change? Wait 10 seconds

If you love a Redhead, set her free ... if she follows you
everywhere
you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend
in
the hospital, she's yours.

What's safer: a redhead or a piranha? The piranha. They only
attack
in schools.

What do you call a Redhead with an attitude? Normal.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
night?

A redhead!

How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you? She stops
washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.

How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's
a
hammer embedded in the monitor.

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy. One is
to
let
her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have
it.


********* BRUNETTES *********

The blondes have finally responded. And, boy are they ticked!

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A
brunette
who's told too many blonde jokes.

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one
else
wants it.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

What's a brunette's mating call? "Has the blonde left yet?"

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's
butt
was more manageable.

Why is the brunette considered an evil color? When was the
last
time
you saw a blonde witch?

What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The
invitation.

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A
hostage.

Who makes bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their
mustache.